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A Funny Little Way to Say "Give Me My Space"


Have you ever had one of those days where the outside world seems to be bothering you every time you're doing something important. The moment you put your mind to something, the interruptions seem to fly in from everywhere. Maybe you're trying to down a raid boss, or you're on fire in a battle ground when suddenly everyone else wants your attention.

Children start to scream, parents ask you whether you did your chores, or the pizza delivery guy rings the doorbell. Well, I can't help you with the pizza thing, and you should probably take care of that child instead of playing a game, but for all the other distractions, here's a way to sarcastically tell the world "I'm busy" without saying a word.

This laptop skin pattern is designed to grab the attention of would be interrupters with its oddly straightforward design.

The design will:

  • Grab the attention of those pesky interrupters.
  • Send a clear, distinct message. 
  • Entertain while getting the message across


  • If you're like me, any distraction can be deadly to your in-game efforts. So, why not equip yourself out-of-game with a message that detracts from needless interruptions without making you seem like a hermit. The humor of this skin should have people double-taking in wonderment every time you flip your laptop open.

    When the laptop is open, the message is up for everyone else to see. Then, when you're done playing and you close the laptop, you're putting the sign down, out of sight. This subliminal messaging should slowly ingrain itself into the minds of others, leading to the conclusion that when the laptop is in use, don't distract the user.

    This skin is available for a variety of different sized laptops. To see if there is one available in a size you can click here to browse through the options. The price of these laptop skins ranges from $25.50, for skins that are 7 through 12 inches, to $32.00 for skins 13 to 17 inches.

    In addition, you can also purchase this logo for laptop sleeves through The Whomp Shop.

    For Professional Gnome Kickers

    Gnome kicking used to be a hobby for some people.  I myself greatly enjoyed it on many occasions. Just watch a gnome jump around on his mount for about 30 minutes and you'll tap into the same anger that has driven Horde toons to take special delight in the dying squeal of a Gnome.

    Countless Horde players have participated in this hobby/sport where the only goal is to find the pipsqueak and smack him. In many ways, the Gnome was the inspiration behind Horde PvP for the longest of time. A good battleground was like playing whack-a-mole, or shall I say smack-a-gnome.

    Though many different Horde characters have participated in this time-honored tradition, none is quite as ironic as the largest of all character types, the Tauren. When a person's hand weighs more than the other person's body, there's just something funny and/or tragic about the situation. So, watching a Tauren beating up on a Gnome has and always will be a funny sight.

    This design is all about stating what is obvious but also hilarious. As the motto goes "its always funny when its true."

    Owning this shirt can either show your support of the Tauren or, if you're like most people, it can show that you just find it funny when Gnomes get picked on.

    The design itself is available in both men's and women's t-shirts and can be selected in a variety of different colors.  For a full list of the ways in which you can purchase shirts with this design, please visit The Whomp Shop.

    The majority of these shirts are priced in the range of $24 to $34 with a few items at higher prices.  Women's t-shirts are available in small, medium, large, and extra large while men's t-shirts have the same size options but also offer a 2X-large size.  Take a look at some of the options if you're intrigued about these shirts.

    For Those Who'd Like to Support Whomp's Raid Guide

    If you'd like to show your support for my guide or you just think that the following graphic looks nice I'd encourage you to look into The Whomp Shop for the offerings that are now available. This is the new logo design for the Raid Guide website.

    It can be purchased on mouse pads, like the example to the right, but it can also be bought on bottles, mugs, and even a laptop skin.

    Whomp's Raid Guide exists as a helpful tool and I hope that anyone who has seen what I've written and enjoyed it would look into some of the brand offerings that are available. 

    This design is available on regular mouse pads for $16.50 and on gel mouse pads for $25.  It is also available in mug-form at $16.50 and $18.  
    The laptop skin with this logo is available in the shop for between $25.50 and $32, depending on the size of the laptop skin.

    Finally, you can purchase water bottles and/or thermoses with this logo for prices that vary from $8.39 to $31.79.


    Whomp's Raid Guide exists to bring information to its readers. Therefore, any purchases you make through this raid guide are a sign that you believe in what I'm doing, not an obligation you must fulfill to keep me writing.

    I will continue to try and bring you the best information in the most easy-to-understand way that I can. Regardless of whether you purchase the products I've designed, I intend to continue trying to make this Raid Guide one of the best.

    However, if you choose to purchase one of these products, and support the Raid Guide directly by doing it, I would like to thank you personally and wish you the best of luck with it.

    As is always the case, if you have any questions, comments, or suggestions, please contact me. Any input would be greatly appreciated.





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